Well, on a lighter note , here is the code for understanding those mailers sent to you by the Physician recruiters:
1) Located in the heart of paradise = a very very rural area.
2) Charm of a small town life = Here fine-dining is Apple Bees
3) easy access to all amenities = If you drive couple of hours looking for it!
4) 15 minutes inland from the ocean = Be careful! lots of hurricanes!!
5) For those who love outdoor activities = It is deep in the jungle.
6) Enjoy year long skiing = You got it! Very very cold!!
7) Opportunity of a lifetime = We are having tough time finding applicants.
8) Opportunity to do it all = No specialists available around…you will be on your own.
9) Low cost of living = If you buy that house in the Ghettos.
10) Option of Partnership track = Just kidding!!